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Post by The Magician on Dec 20, 2003 23:49:24 GMT -5
Derrick Shaylen is your new hell! Gays and Lesbos, Big Bird to Barney... You will all feel my torture! I've got Drills to bore you, spikes to impale you with. Never with this pain cease for you... Pinhead goes ACHOO! You are all my slaves so now bow down to your new Satan. This torture will never cease, but you'll want it to within hour one of Eternity.
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Post by Shadow on Dec 21, 2003 2:31:52 GMT -5
Hey lets get one thing straight if anyone is gonna be Satan it'll be ME!! I am the king of torture, the king of evil, the king of pain, and so on and so forth; don't believe me, just ask anyone that knows me or anyone that has ever questioned me and they shall tell you. And if theres anyone that questions my authority they will feel my wrath and burn in my iternal pits of Hell. MUUUUAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!, ALL SHALL BOW DOWN BEFORE HIS EVILNESS!!!!!!!!!! ;D  |
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Post by The Magician on Dec 21, 2003 2:42:11 GMT -5
No one is as evil as I, in reality that is.
Really, I would be the most dangerous person in the world next to NO ONE if I don't have soda for a long period of time... give me two days without soda and The Nightmare will Begin for anyone and everyone who stands in my way.
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Post by Shadow on Dec 21, 2003 2:51:59 GMT -5
Is that a challenge mage?? Dont make me get my satanic trident(pitchfork). All i need for the nightmare to begin for anyone is nothing at all. And anyone that stands in my way burns in my iternal pits of Hell, after being tortured beond belief of course. lol |
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Post by The Magician on Dec 21, 2003 3:04:18 GMT -5
Bring it on! (lol)
Through the car swings, the firing pins go click when I jump behind the trash bin.
Ran out, of ammo no doubt. My gat is fly like a fucking drought.
Gotta make my way home, gonna' get my chrome, damn this song.
I'll hit that corner, lemme' just warn yah, I'll pull this trigger make your family mourn yah.
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Post by Shadow on Dec 21, 2003 3:11:15 GMT -5
Oh really??
*"I told ya, hehe";
Pulls out my satanic trident, and zapps magician right in the ass;
"hehehehe, im havin some fun what about you??" lol ;D
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Post by The Magician on Dec 21, 2003 3:15:24 GMT -5
Now I'm pissed! (lol)
Magician clutches Shadow by the throat...
MAGICIAN: Give me that damn thing!
Magician tears the trident out of Shadows hand, ripping his hand off with it.
Now he sticks it up Shadow's ass and slams him head first into a pile of donkey ****.
MAGICIAN: May be that'll teach you some manners!
(lol)
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Post by DeraiLer on Dec 21, 2003 3:19:20 GMT -5
cant we all just get along?  |
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Post by The Magician on Dec 21, 2003 3:26:40 GMT -5
MAGICIAN: Okay sure...
Magician helps Shadow out of the ****, making sure not to get any on him.
MAGICIAN: Sorry about that.
SHADOW: Me too.
They shake hands directly after Shadow cleans himself off with a hose.
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Post by Shadow on Dec 21, 2003 12:15:25 GMT -5
*Gets his satanic trident at and then with a zap of it he is fully cleaned and healed;
"hah! bet yall didnt know i could do that huh, watch this!";
points the trident at magician and gives him a new ass,
"its new and improved with bounce action, after the one i zapped off of you!!" lol ;D
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Post by DeraiLer on Dec 21, 2003 13:46:44 GMT -5
If you two girls are done kissing ive got some ASSKICKIn for you!
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Post by Shadow on Dec 21, 2003 14:00:09 GMT -5
Oww really??
*Pulls out Satanic Trident again and zaps De in the stomach;
"That oughta learn ya!! Dont make me zap you again!!" lol
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Post by The Magician on Dec 21, 2003 14:58:32 GMT -5
Magician proceeds to rip Derailer's arms off...
Magician: This'll teach yah!
Now Magician tears Derailer's legs off. Now he sets him on fire and laughs.
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Post by Shadow on Dec 21, 2003 17:09:14 GMT -5
No mage this is how you do it!! * Summons a salt and lemon juice storm over De with the Satanic Trident;
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Post by The Magician on Dec 21, 2003 17:23:26 GMT -5
Open his eye lids as he screams for mercy and put a dash a salt in there... HAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Now get an axe and run it across his gut... spilling his organs everywhere. Now reattach them with and hang up with a part of his intestine tube. Now pry his eyes out with a steak knife then turn a drill on by his crotch while he dangles above a big pit of great whites. Now just before he's about to die, cut his intestine and he'll fall into the pit and immediately get pulled apart by the sharks.
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