Mars Attacks

[Chatterer]

What a funny movie, I laughed so hard in this movie my side ached. The aliens were so cool, big brains, awesome guns, this movie simply rocked!

OK here we go, The Story goes that Mars wants to destroy Earth, pretty much your typical alien movie, but here's the catch, they came to make peace with us, just to kill us. And believe me, we won't go down without a fight. Even though half of the main characters got zapped into space, I can't credit that without the trusty guns the aliens used. There are two guns, a red one, and a green one, the red one burns you until your a skeleton, and the green one is like a acidated zapper.

If you havn't seen this movie and looking for a way to enjoy yourself check this movie out. One of Tim Burton's greatest. Some of the scenes that stick out of my mids are at the beggining when the cows are on fire, when the galaxy hotel falls to the ground, and when Jack Nicholson gets impaled by that hand/stag thing. A 9 out of 10 in my book.

[DeraiLer]

I like the aliens language. Dat dat dat dat! Little bastards. Although they did kill our politicians. Guess we should be grateful.

[Chatterer]

Their language is great indeed, though all the words are pronounced the same way, and spelt the same way. How do they understand what they are talking about?

[DeraiLer]

Dat dat dat dat! I loved when the aliens decide to deploy that huge ass ray gun to blast lil ole grandma away. lol, Mean little fucks!

[Chatterer]

Ya lol, Grandma's music only has one thing going on in it: "owoooooooooo".

[Bub]

This is a funny movie. The alien language was very funny (Da Da Daata Dat Dat!). I cracked up at the part where that person that you couldn't tell whether they were a man or woman said "Do the martians have 2 sexes, like we do?"

[Chatterer]

Ya that was pretty dumbass question, but to answer that question, the martians don't have two sexes its only one, and each martian lays eggs.

[Bub]

Really? Interesting. Where'd you find that out? A lot of stars were in this movie (Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Michael J. Fox, Martin Short, Pam Grier, Tom Jones, Sarah Jessica Parker, Natalie Portman, Paul Winfield, Christina Applegate, Joe Don Baker)

[Chatterer]

Well if you pay attention to the scene where they are researching the aliens body, they notice that the alien has alot of genitalia, and no female or male organ, plus all the aliens are the same in the movie, ands the they all wear speedos.

[Bub]

That is true. Good observation.