|
Post by LepInDAHood on Sept 12, 2004 11:35:54 GMT -5
There's a good chance you've never heard of this but it is a horror movie, and not too long a go I bought the DVD for less than 10 bucks. Well, let's begin.
He's got ice in his veins and he's giving cold-blooded a whole new meaning...his name is Jack Frost. After five years of terror and 38 bodies in five states, serial killer Jack is on his way to execution. But a freak accident with a truckload of genetic material in the middle of a snowstorm mutates Jack into a killer snowman. Now only an army can stop the slayride of terror from this frosty monster with icicle fangs. Hell has just frozen over...he's the abominable Jack Frost.
Well I'll tell ya right now it's a major cheesefest. He doesn't even look like a real snowman that much. The actors are bad, and the sherrif's kid is the biggest a****** I've ever seen. However, in my case, I like the story. It ain't that good, but for some strange reason I like it. The movie has a sequel, which is a little bit better. As for this one, the death scenes have good gore, but they're similar to the deaths you see in a spoof. As I'm sitting here writing this review, I'm hating it even more, so I'll say the movie is borderline-negative.
4/10 2 ** Okay.
P.S. Everyone go to www.lepconnie.com. They're having a petition. You have to contact Lion's Gate Entertainment, and ask them for another Lep movie and another boxed set. Also, if you desire, tell them to get rid of the Hood idea.
|
|
|
Post by The Magician on Sept 12, 2004 12:21:39 GMT -5
Jack Frost rules! Jack Frost 2 was decent.
|
|
|
Post by DeraiLer on Sept 12, 2004 12:46:43 GMT -5
There's a good chance you've never heard of this but it is a horror movie, This is FE laddy! We know our shit.
|
|
|
Post by Bub on Sept 12, 2004 13:29:16 GMT -5
Yeah. Even though Jack Frost was DtV, we've all heard of it or seen it.
|
|
|
Post by Freddywise on Sept 12, 2004 17:38:29 GMT -5
I envy your english Lep... BTW, Nice review.
|
|
|
Post by L-Face on Sept 12, 2004 17:55:03 GMT -5
This movie kicked ass! I loved it. It was fucking brilliant and I loved the part when he pushed the sled with the razors and it cut the one kid's head off. That movie ruled.
|
|
|
Post by LepInDAHood on Sept 13, 2004 18:25:48 GMT -5
Me friends, I just can't write a review in damn stinking Irish!!!
|
|
|
Post by Freddywise on Sept 13, 2004 19:35:57 GMT -5
I understand you ...I jut can't write a review in damn english WITHOUT making 2 grammar errors.
|
|
|
Post by Metal on Sept 14, 2004 21:18:35 GMT -5
I think Jack Frost was a little to stupid for me. I meen come on, a killer snowman?
|
|
|
Post by The Magician on Sept 14, 2004 21:54:20 GMT -5
It's brilliant! I mean, come on... a killer snowman!
|
|
|
Post by gorefan1428 on Sept 15, 2004 5:48:45 GMT -5
nice review lep .
i think the premis of the movie was a good ideal. but that was the only thing good about the movie. the snowman looked goffy made bad jokes and the kills were ok but just looking at that stuppid snow man takes away from thim. the acting was bad and directing was equaly as bad. one of the worst movies to ever be given the horror label . a 0 out of 10
|
|
|
Post by LepInDAHood on Sept 16, 2004 19:01:12 GMT -5
nice review lep . i think the premis of the movie was a good ideal. but that was the only thing good about the movie. the snowman looked goffy made bad jokes and the kills were ok but just looking at that stuppid snow man takes away from thim. the acting was bad and directing was equaly as bad. one of the worst movies to ever be given the horror label . a 0 out of 10 C'mon, I'm not not even that harsh (of course you should hear what I have to say of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre!!!)!
|
|
|
Post by LepInDAHood on Sept 17, 2004 9:39:16 GMT -5
(of course you should hear what I have to say of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre!!!)! If anyone's wondering I think it's a low budget piece of garbage!!!
|
|
|
Post by SamDragon2 on Sept 17, 2004 11:26:59 GMT -5
The snowman suit was bad(and not in a good way)Acting was not to good,All in all not worth seeing(although the bit in the shower was interesting,stolen from one of the Freddy movies unless I am mistaken).
|
|
|
Post by LepInDAHood on Sept 25, 2004 12:16:07 GMT -5
stolen from one of the Freddy movies unless I am mistaken). Which one?
|
|