Post by RationalGaze on Oct 1, 2004 13:40:57 GMT -5
I know what your thinkin....
"Why the hell are you reviewing an Arnold flick where he has a kid?" And Id say to you, "your a silly silly goose!" This is a film brought to us by Artisan entertainment, who, while being a fairly big name company, isn't afraid to do low budget horror flicks. Most films I've seen from them have at least been decent, Junior, however, was not the case.
This is a film about a couple of hot chicks who are lovers going on a weekend getaway. These chicks are not only terrible actors, but they have terrible French accents, causing me to turn off the movie after a half hour cause I just couldn't take it. After a few hours I went back and I fought through it, the things I do cuz I'm a loser. *sigh* They visit a gas station in a rather deserted area which used to be a military base. Soon after they have car trouble and the black chick goes off to find help.
Soon after this movie morphs into a bad Texas Chainsaw Massacre ripoff. At one point, this white chick was trapped in her car getting heckled by Junior for no lie, at least 20 minutes, I was so utterly bored. Junior looks like a berzerk hobo complete with Leatherface mentality and a sweet looking sickle. Being a Sword collector of sorts, I can appriciate this fine weapon, and I'd like one of my own. Finally, this twit gets out of her car and soon after she is caught and incarcerated.
I dont wanna give anymore of the movie away, lets just say its a shitty TCM ripoff with annoying characters and you'd be better off playing the Indian knife game with a drunk midget. Strictly for the two chicks kissing and the sickle, I give this 1 out of 5 beers, it was complete shit.
"Why the hell are you reviewing an Arnold flick where he has a kid?" And Id say to you, "your a silly silly goose!" This is a film brought to us by Artisan entertainment, who, while being a fairly big name company, isn't afraid to do low budget horror flicks. Most films I've seen from them have at least been decent, Junior, however, was not the case.
This is a film about a couple of hot chicks who are lovers going on a weekend getaway. These chicks are not only terrible actors, but they have terrible French accents, causing me to turn off the movie after a half hour cause I just couldn't take it. After a few hours I went back and I fought through it, the things I do cuz I'm a loser. *sigh* They visit a gas station in a rather deserted area which used to be a military base. Soon after they have car trouble and the black chick goes off to find help.
Soon after this movie morphs into a bad Texas Chainsaw Massacre ripoff. At one point, this white chick was trapped in her car getting heckled by Junior for no lie, at least 20 minutes, I was so utterly bored. Junior looks like a berzerk hobo complete with Leatherface mentality and a sweet looking sickle. Being a Sword collector of sorts, I can appriciate this fine weapon, and I'd like one of my own. Finally, this twit gets out of her car and soon after she is caught and incarcerated.
I dont wanna give anymore of the movie away, lets just say its a shitty TCM ripoff with annoying characters and you'd be better off playing the Indian knife game with a drunk midget. Strictly for the two chicks kissing and the sickle, I give this 1 out of 5 beers, it was complete shit.
