Wanted: Writer for new column

[HatchetWarrior]

Is there a chance i might be chosen? Cuz my stories are on the dark humor side

[Chucky]

Maybe, but like I said. I might just choose the individual stories I like. so a few different people might get chosen.

[HatchetWarrior]

Ohhhh ok

[PeNnYwIsEtHeClOwN]

It's your site but as a suggestion I think you should pick about 4 people as your writers. This way you have a solid staff and don't have to worry about people not sending in stories.

[Chucky]

Yeah probably. I should also be opening a section for people who want to submit their horror scripts, mainly for versus movies and stuff but anything involving horror characters would probably be accepted.

[HockeyMaskedZombie]

That would be awesome. I think i would have a story or two i would like to share.

[ChattererCenobite]

Pinhead Vs. Pazuzu

Takes place in a dessert (Iraq)
Pinhead stands there 7 feet tall underlooking the 10 foot tall Pazuzu. They stare at each other with a dark glance. Pinhead replies first by asking him: "who are you! You opened the box, we came!!" Pazuzu looks confused at Pinhead and starts walking towards Pinhead. Pinhead stands like a stone, not even twitching his eye. Pazuzu opens his wings and flys high, he goes higher and higher, until out of view. Pinhead gets so angry, he sends some hooks flying towards Pazuzu way up in the sky. Pazuzu side flys away, and lets the hook fly past him. Then another hook comes flying at him. Pazuzu side flys again. More hooks start flying at Pazuzu. Pazuzu defends himself, from each of them. Pinhead gets so fustrated he yells up high to Pazuzu : "You scum of the earth, come down here and recieve the package you delivered, Pain and Plesure indivisible awaits yo-u." Before Pinhead could finish his speech, Pazuzu already came flying down drop kicking Pinhead in the shoulder. "Pinhead "errrrrrrrs" Then falls backwards slamming hard against a rock! Pazuzu walks over to Pinhead and starts speaking in a weird language. Then finally we hear some english from the demon. "Are you the one they call Pinhead?" Pinhead stands up and looks straight into Pazuzu's eyes and says "Yes I am!" Pazuzu grins and says: "Then you are the bringer of pain and torture, you are only a servant of The Leviathan. I am Satan's right hand demon, the Leviathan is only a useless servant he just uses." "Take that back!" screams Pinhead as he hurls a hook straight at Pazuzu, Pazuzu barely ducks before it digs itslef itself into Pazuzu's right arm. Pazuzu rushes himself at Pinhead and cuts into Pinhead's chest with his claws. Pinhead screams grabs Pazuzu's arm, and twists it 360 degrees. Pazuzu then punches Pinhead straight in the face, and makes his head turn violenty sideways, also making blood, and pins flee everywhere. Pinhead then grabs Pazuzu's right hand with his left, and his left hand with his right. Both of them pull each others arms, "no mercy" type of duel. Pazuzu kicks Pinhead in the chest, and Pinhead goes flying towards some more rocks. Pinhead just lays there as if dead. Pazuzu walks over to his body, and just about when he was going to kick it, Pinhead hurls twenty hooks into pazuzu's flesh, the hooks tear apart leaving a pile of body parts. Pinhead stands up all sweaty and uneasy, walks over to Pazuzu's parts and says: "I'll spit on your grave, look who's the tougher minion now!" Pinhead slowly walks away into the distance.

[Shadow]

It was a dark, and very gloomy Halloween night in the small town of Haddonfield, and a major news flash came on the televison: the reporter said with fear in his voice, "Two pychotic killers are on the loose on this Halloween night, one killer native to this town, Michael Myers, and also a new killer, a killer that goes by the name Pennywise, both are extremely dangerous, if sighted you are urged to inform the local police immideatly". A little child watching this on the televison looked out of the window, and in the shadows he saw in the factory, on the rooftop, across the street from his house, he saw two huge figures, one dressed in a blue mechanics outfit in a white mask, and the other dressed as a creepy clown. The two of them stared down eachother for a few minutes as if they were waiting to see who would crack first, then Pennywise made a huge creepy cackling laugh and said, "Its time to put that frown upside down", and raised his hand and threw pounds of water balloons right at Michael. Michael stood there and took every single balloon. Pennywise with a frown on his face said, "I guess acid balloons dont hurt you? Ow-well..." then he raised his hand again and shot dozens of darts at Michael. Again Michael got hit but didn't move then he slowly pulled out every single dart out of himself. With a bigger frown on his face Pennywise screamed, "Damn it, what'll it take to kill you" when he said that he turned around and reached behind a wall and grabbed a bazooka, ready to fire the clown aimed, but realized that Michael has dissapeared then he screamed, "Where the HELL did you go off to?", saying that Pennywise felt the need to turn around, when he did he saw a huge dark figure with a white mask in front of him with a huge gleaming butcher knife in his hand, when Pennywise saw this he said, "Holy crap!!", and closed his eyes, then in one quick shot Michael took the knife and impaled it into the throat of Pennywise and slit it sideways, cutting off the head of the phychotic clown then pushed the limp and lifeless body off of the end of the rooftop and watched the body fall and splatter onto the ground. The little child watching all of this is frightened to death, then realizes that Michael Myers is staring right at him after Pennywise's body falls to the bottom of the building, then in a bolt of lighting Michael Myers dissapears, and the only thing you can see is on the building wall, the celtic mark for thorn.........

Hey, if you need to answer me or anything like that then mail me my username is TheShadow.

[The Magician]

Here is the beginning of a script involving several horror movie characters... yet the star is a character I created... meaning HE'S ALL MINE!!

Anyway... his name is Derrick Shaylen and he comes from a script I wrote called "The Magician".. The Magician will be a trilogy very soon as I am now working on part 2 of 3. Hell Breaks is unofficially The Magician 4... though it isn't because of the other horror characters that are not mine being involved.

PS: Oh... and they're are more horror characters being involved so don't be turned off if you don't see one you like down below in the fake credits. And remember this is only the first scene of the script and to really understand what's going on and what is being said... you'd have to read the magician trilogy.

Enjoy!


HELL BREAKS

BY: BRANDON NOEL KEITH
NOVEMBER/12th/2003

Skullberry Productions Presents

Starring
Brandon Noel Keith [that's me] as Derrick Shaylen [that's mine]
Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger
Doug Bradley as Pinhead
George P. Wilbur as Michael Myers
Kane Hodder as Jason Voorhees
&
Warwick Davis as the Leprechaun
Written by: Brandon Noel Keith


FADE IN: CATACOMB- DARKENED SKY, LIGHTLY RAINING
EXT. ENTRANCE

Several police officers block the entrance to these mysterious catacombs. They are clearly unaware of what is REALLY going on…<br>
Suddenly a man in a black trench coat runs up the slick muddy hill, with clodhopper boots. He heads up to the head chief of police, taking his hands out of the deep pockets.

The rain is coming down harder, as the man in the trench-coat now runs up next to the chief… who is holding an umbrella in one hand, and a speaker phone in the other.

He looks at this man in the trench coat for a moment.


-CHIEF-
Well Lanz, so nice of you to join us!

TOBEY
Chief, you’re making a big mistake… let him go!

-CHIEF-
A fool's choice if you ask me!

TOBEY
I’m not asking, I’m begging! Please just leave it alone! They’ll be another time for this! Believe me!

-CHIEF-
It’s too late, the guy had his chance several years ago! I’m not backing down now!
{to cops- through speaker phone}
Okay men, get ready...


The police officers ready their pistols, aiming it at the entrance. Tobey runs his hand through his thick hair, as the rain picks up rapidly.


TOBEY
{to himself}
Shit.


Tobey begins to run off to the side as a dim shadow of a man comes into sight. The chief turns his head to this now.


-CHIEF-
{through speaker phone}
FIRE!!!


Just a quick shot of this man and then he is riddled with bullets of varying caliber. Pistols, shotguns, and machine-guns. He moves back and forth, and now a close up on his pathetic face, now he falls to the soggy ground. The firing stops and Tobey looks over the hill to see what is to come.

A short pause. The body has lost just about all its blood as the cops now proceed to walk towards it, still cautious for some reason. Another pause as the chief gets THE closest look at it.


-CHIEF-
Nice job everyone, now we search for the stolen.


Suddenly the corpse bursts open and now standing before them is a well hidden, and darkened, creature. “NaaaaaVeeeeh” it calls out, the police gasp in terror, yet this creature is not fully out of the catacombs yet.

The police now begin to back away, shooting again at what only now is revealed to be, SATAN! He smirks at the bullets, as the bounce of his chest. The rain is clouding is true guise, his true ENOURMOUS guise.

This ten-foot beast comes charging for a couple of the cops. They get slammed and splattered against the ground in unison. Another one gets sliced up by one of his mighty claws. The “NaaaaVeeeeh” sound continues, as Tobey watches in horror from aside.

Suddenly SATAN stops, staring off in the rainy distance. The chief has been knocked down by the charge, as two of the six remaining cops help him up. They slowly back away from Satan, but then wonder what he’s staring at.

Tobey moves his head to his left to see DERRICK SHAYLEN the MAGICIAN hovering their way. SATAN now gasps in fear, beginning to back into the catacombs again.


TOBEY
{to himself, staring at Derrick}
Oh god, it’s too late.


Now the cops begin to turn, one of them fires at the approaching “demon”. Derrick sends the gun flying up in the air, only to come down and embed itself in his forehead. Now only five cops are left, not including the chief.

Tobey begins to slowly back down the hill, as not to be noticed. His eyes are widened in fear himself, as Derrick’s eyes fill with blood. They are pure red now and he is hovering past the cowering line of cops on both sides.

The rain isn’t ceasing however. Thunder is heard rolling in the background. Derrick gets to his feet turning back their way in front of the catacomb’s entrance. He pauses looking at them. Now the chief slowly gets up, walking towards Derrick, thinking he’s going to persuade him.


-CHEIF-
{shaking in the cold darkened day}
Okay, listen guy. I’m, I’m real sorry about this whole thing. But could it be possible for you to believe in a BIG… misunderstanding?


Derrick looks at him, with his pure red eyes, glowing in the wet of this accursed day. His three-foot top hat doesn’t seem to be wet, nor does his long trench coat like suit.


DERRICK
{calm}
Impossible.


The five living cops behind them are now set on fire. They scream in pain. As the heavy rain seems to be putting them out, another spark of fire sets them back on. Now they begin to fly up and down, being bashed on the ground. They get flown up about twenty feet, then slammed back down.

It’s a horrible sight as the flames FINALLY go out. The chief is standing there with a widened mouth. He can’t seem to think of a thing to do about this situation that lies before him.


-CHIEF-
No! Nooo! NOOOOO!!! You son of a bitch!


The chief swings at Derrick but then, within a half-foot away from him, falls to his knees. He grasps his throat, choking. Derrick bends down to his level. The chief doesn’t seem to want to make eye contact again.

Derrick’s pure red eyes drain out, they are back to normal.


DERRICK
{calm}
This is no misunderstanding. You have just begun the Apocalypse.


Now the chief falls to his side, melting very slowly. Derrick gets to his straight stance again, now walking away. Tobey peeks up over the hill once more, waiting for Derrick to get far enough.

A moment passes. Now Tobey creeps over to the dying chief.


-CHEIF-
Help… Please HEEEELLLLppp, me…<br>
TOBEY
You were warned. I warned you not to get into this.

-CHEIF-
Eh!?!… ooohhh…<br>

The chief now dies, creating a puddle of bones and his insides. Tobey looks depressed, knowing he couldn’t do anything about it.

Now he looks up to his left to where Derrick had gone to, and now he turns his head right, as the rain begins to calm down a bit. He walks towards the entrance of the catacombs, beginning his journey down.

CUT TO: CITY OUTSKIRTS
EXT. DARK ALLEYWAY

The rain is going away slowly. Derrick heads down this dark alleyway, perfect in every step.


DERRICK
(narrative- calm)
Satan has felt my power… he has been sent to the heart of the catacombs. Now my prophecy will go as planned… and nothing will stop my proceedings. I will be the next lord of Hell… within an hour. Then Earth will beg for mercy as my army takes control.


He now heads around a corner where the old magic shop sets. It sets destroyed, as before. A brief pause.

[HockeyMaskedZombie]

Interesting story guys! I like it alot. Keep them coming.

[missy]

I think it's a great idea having stories posted,I enjoy reading them ,thanks guys.