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Post by DeraiLer on Nov 18, 2004 0:41:59 GMT -5
Good god, i am trying to get through a b-movie slasher flick i recently purchased for 3 bucks, but bugger all, it's boring as hell! The uninteresting characters, the stupid horror scenario's & lastly, the feel! Like having your eyes scraped with a soldering iron.
The killer has a hook for a weapon and resembles the fisherman and ghostface rolled into one, with half the strength!
I mainly got it for the talented Anna Faris, but she is a bit player here and has almost no screentime!
Oh and be warned, the movie is called Lovers Lane. Avoid at all costs!
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Post by WesCraven on Nov 18, 2004 2:24:24 GMT -5
Sounds like fun.... or like a crapfest... it's one of those
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Post by Darigaaz on Nov 18, 2004 4:44:52 GMT -5
I shall avoid this movie at all costs, unless i am extemely bored... lol. Lovers Lane, what a crappy name. lol
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Post by Shadow on Nov 18, 2004 7:57:03 GMT -5
Like having your eyes scraped with a soldering iron. Ah yes, I forgot how it feels to get a scoldering iron in my eye  Sure, I will avoid it I suppose. |
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Post by ChrissyM on Nov 18, 2004 15:24:34 GMT -5
My motto is "never buy a B movie (especially a slasher)that you haven't heard of"...there's usually a pretty good reason why you haven't.
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Post by Bub on Nov 18, 2004 16:12:31 GMT -5
I've probably seen worse. Hell, I saw the Incredible Melting Man, you know.
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Post by Madness on Nov 18, 2004 16:19:47 GMT -5
I have never seen Lovers Lane but I had heard of it, Like Bub I have to go with there are way way worse. Between 4-d man, Terror Toons, Camp Blood, even Kill Joy...
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Post by BoboBaggins on Nov 18, 2004 21:33:13 GMT -5
I can't believe you spent money on a movie called Lover's Lane! Pretty pathetic, De.
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Post by gorefan1428 on Nov 18, 2004 22:10:37 GMT -5
that movie sounds awful. but with a title like lovers lane i wouldent expect much.
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Post by Darigaaz on Nov 19, 2004 4:03:18 GMT -5
I have never seen Lovers Lane but I had heard of it, Like Bub I have to go with there are way way worse. Between 4-d man, Terror Toons, Camp Blood, even Kill Joy... Hey, you forgot the worse FT13 rip off in history: Bloody Murder, lol. |
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Post by Pennywise on Nov 19, 2004 16:43:45 GMT -5
FEEL MY PAIN, FOR I'VE SEEN THE SCARIEST FILM EVER: MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE!
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Post by DeraiLer on Nov 19, 2004 20:18:06 GMT -5
Just how young are your Dates, penny?
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Post by WesCraven on Nov 20, 2004 1:00:31 GMT -5
I don't know, I kinda like "The Incredible Melting Man"... sure it was a crappy movie, but I still liked it.
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Post by Bub on Nov 21, 2004 9:19:26 GMT -5
I don't know, I kinda like "The Incredible Melting Man"... sure it was a crappy movie, but I still liked it. Horny old people illegally stealing lemons? A wooden hero? A fat nurse that jumps through a plate glass window? A cop who sees both the melting man and the doctor, and when the doctor says "Don't shoot! I'm doctor Ted Nelson!," he shoots him? The film had some bonuses, like the great makeup effects, a random gratuitous breast shot, some cool scenes, and a neat ending. But it still sucked. |
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Post by DeraiLer on Nov 21, 2004 13:36:45 GMT -5
Horny old people illegally stealing lemons? A wooden hero? A fat nurse that jumps through a plate glass window?
Hell, now i wanna see it.
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