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Post by Chucky on Sept 21, 2003 11:06:16 GMT -5
Got a new section that will be up soon and I need someone to write the columns. Basically the deal is, I need someone to write stories on fight outcomes.
If you'd like to apply, you'll have to post your story here. It needs to be at least 200 words (visitors need a bit of a read) ;D and you must type it from one of the two matches from the previous round. Those fights were Pennywise vs Michael Myers and Jason vs Freddy. For the results on those matches, go to the "previous rounds" section of the site and check out the "final four" results. You must create your story based on the match results, I don't want to see a story where Jason annihilates Freddy if Jason only won the match by 3%.
Get typing!
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Post by pogotheklown on Sept 21, 2003 12:40:20 GMT -5
What's in it for us if we do this??  |
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Post by Chucky on Sept 21, 2003 13:11:06 GMT -5
Fame... Fight Evil fame... nothing...  You get to be a part of the staff and you also get to call me "Betty" for 3 days. Sound good? |
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Post by Hush on Sept 21, 2003 14:11:02 GMT -5
I would do it, but some charecters movies I haven't seen yet.(donny darko, raw head rex, and a couple of other ones)
Although if thier were more than one person doing the matches, that might work ;D
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Post by Chucky on Sept 21, 2003 14:13:33 GMT -5
Ok, well do the task I gave out. I want to see how good people are at writing these first.
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Post by PeNnYwIsEtHeClOwN on Sept 21, 2003 20:23:36 GMT -5
One a dark dreary night, two of the biggest slashers in U.S. history went at it. Here is the exclusive report on Pennywise Vs. Micheal. It all starts in the Derry Water Tower.
It starts off with Micheal Myers(Halloween's 1,2,4,5,6,7,8) grabbing Pennywise(IT) by It's floppy tuffs of hair. Micheal spins Pennywise around then impales him into the ground leaving Pennywise almost crippled. Micheal then pulls his knife on Pennywise and slowly but steadily pounds the kitchen knife right into the back of the clown. Blood pours out of Pennywise and reveals a small portion of Pennywise's dreaded "dead-lights". Micheal is blinded by the lights for a moment and slowly step's back giving Pennywise some much needed time to recooperate. Pennywise stands back up and show's that he is ready to fight again. Micheal tilts his head in surprise. He has never had an opponent recooperate that fast! Pennywise then forces two fingers into Micheal's eyes. Blood falls out of Micheal's eye's like water down Niagra Falls. Micheal squeals in pain for a moment but then grab's Pennywise by the arm and twists the clown around breaking it's arm. Micheal then drags him and ties a chain around his feet. Pennywise tries to escape the chain but Micheal is just too strong! Micheal then swipes Pennywise off it's feet and wraps the chain around an old crane. Pennywise is now off the ground hanging by the crane! Micheal then walks over and inside the crane! He turns on the old machine and starts crashing Pennywise into walls and pipes like he is a human wrecking ball! This continues on for atleast 4 minutes and then Micheal presses a button releasing Pennywise from that deadly crane. Pennywise falls to the ground covered with blood and now more of his "Dead-Lights" are revealed. Micheal then walks over to the barely alive clown and steps on his neck crushing it like a small piece of glass. CRACK,CRACK goes Pennywise's neck. "I'll kill you" screams Pennywise as his neck is being destroyed. Pennywise then gives up and his neck twists around in a 180 degree turn. But Micheal isn't happy enough with that! Micheal picks up Pennywise and holds him in the air with one hand then with the other hand stab's him numerous times then drops the clown and tilts his head! Another one in the book's for Micheal! Micheal Myers has won again!
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Post by Chucky on Sept 21, 2003 20:38:34 GMT -5
Hehe, that's cool.  I have one suggestion, could you maybe add a bit of a plot in there instead of just all fighting? Just to make things even more interesting. |
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Post by Hush on Sept 22, 2003 0:09:17 GMT -5
That was cool! very descriptive. I like it! I might give it a try tommarow!  |
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Post by PeNnYwIsEtHeClOwN on Sept 22, 2003 13:28:01 GMT -5
Hehe, that's cool. I have one suggestion, could you maybe add a bit of a plot in there instead of just all fighting? Just to make things even more interesting. Sure... |
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Post by HatchetWarrior on Sept 22, 2003 15:12:43 GMT -5
Here is my story...
The match of Pennywise vs Michael Myers wasn't very close. Not close indeed. Pennywise the Clown, fresh out of the spider and into his immortal self again had taken a pregame meal of an East Haven 13-year old we'll just call Hatchetman... And Michael Myers, fresh out of the morgue where we last saw him did not stop to eat a child, but to kill everyone in a gas station with a scalpel he found at the morgue worker's hand after he killed her. So, since the backstories of each contender is told, LET'S GET IT ON!!!!! Pennywise starts the match with a bite on Myers' forearm, but Michael strikes back with a stab to the jaw on Pennywise. Pennywise was very mad about this. He didn't want to be taken for a fool by the Fight Evil audience. Pennywise screams, "I will kill you if you stab me there again, thats my good side!" Pennywise answered back with a jab to the back of Michael's head, but Myer's punched Pennywise in the neck. The evil clown knew that Michael was probably going to kill him, but that didn't stop him from trying. In Pennywise's mind, if he was ever going to try and kill his oponent, now would be the time. Pennywise got in position for the kill, but just when he was going to kill Michael, the white faced killer took an inhaler so conveiniately stuck in the corner and sprayed it at Pennywise. Pennywise screams as Michaels picks him up, stabs him in the stomach and crushed his head by bashing it in with a tire iron of some sort. The winner is Michael Myers!!!!!!!!!! Now Myers gets to fight in his first match in the finals to face Jason Voorhees! Will the final match between the two maniacs end in a bloodbath? Will Jason wind up like Pennywise? We'll find out when voting is over....
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Post by PeNnYwIsEtHeClOwN on Sept 22, 2003 16:54:03 GMT -5
That was okay but in my opinion it was too comedic. But I don't know if that's what Chucky is looking for. Also does he want it to have an audience or a cinematic theme?
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Post by PeNnYwIsEtHeClOwN on Sept 22, 2003 17:23:20 GMT -5
Freddy Vs. Jason
Well, here we are. Freddy Krueger(Nightmare On Elm Street 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,FVJ) taking on Jason Voorhees(Friday The 13th's 1-8,JGTH,JX,FVJ). The battle starts off in the old Krueger house. It is a cold rainy night and Jason has came back from the depths of hell craving revenge on Freddy. Since Jason is uncapable to realize that Freddy only comes out in his dreams he waits patiently in Kruegers house. He slowly opens the door walks in then slams it behind him. The house is empty and the only living creatures inside are the rats who are crawling up and down the insides of the walls. Jason walks into the once living room and spots a small child on the ground crying. He tilts his head since he has never been confronted with somthing like this. "Help me Jason, help me" cries the girl. Jason then slowly walks threw the room and stands towering over the young child. Ki Ki Ki Ma Ma Ma whispers threw the air like a slow comforting breeze on a hot summer night. Jason softly puts his hand on the child as he makes contact with her she turns around and steps back in a angry fashion. "He's coming for you, no one can stop him. He will rip you to shreds" violently speaks the girl. Then the girl fades out. Then we hear the voice of Freddy "Welcome to the krueger inn!" Jason quickly turns his head around then his body follows. "This night's stay is on the house!" screams Freddy. Still Freddy's body has yet to appear. Ki Ki Ki Ma Ma Ma slices threw the air but this time not so comforting. Then a crispy hand is placed on Jason's shoulder. Jason turns around only to reveal that it's Freddy. Jason raises his machete at him and swings it down on Freddy.CLINK! Jason's machete is blocked by Freddy's claw hand. Freddy then punches Jason in the mask but no effect is done on Jason. Jason grabs Freddy by the throat and picks him up and then bashes him right threw a wall! "Ow! That's gonna hurt tommorow" mumbles Freddy. Jason then throws him threw a wooden table and most likely cripples Freddy. "Oh yeah that is going to hurt" squeels Freddy. Freddy then rolls back to his feet and grabs a piece of wood and smashes it in Jason's face. Blood starts to flow from the mask. Jason then viciously picks up Freddy and smashes him threw almost every piece of furniture in the house. Freddy starts to gush with blood. "Gimme a break" cries Freddy. Jason then grabs his machete again and slices a huge gash right into Freddy's arm. He then forces the machete right into Freddy's chest making a gruesome noise at it enters and exits Freddy's burnt flesh. Jason then throws Freddy threw a window and Freddy falls to the ground which is now outside. "Urgghh" cries Freddy who is now barely alive. Jason busts threw the front door sending wood everywhere. Obviously Jason is not done yet in this basically one sided duel. Freddy barely stands up again. Jason paces towards Freddy and slices his other arm this time the whole arm comes off and blood squirts out of the horrible wound. "ahhh" screams Freddy. Now Freddy is basically done. He stumbles around to the back yard trying to escape the horror of Jason's presence and strength. Jason calmy follows now knowing he has this one in the book. Freddy crawls into a shed which was fairly large and filled with lawn utencils. "Lemme see what we got here" say's Freddy. Jason then rips down the shed door and another scared look covers Freddy's face like a blanket over a small baby. Freddy quickly grabs a chainsaw and realizes he can't start it with just one arm! So Freddy drops it and now Jason is coming too close. Freddy then see's a lawn mower blade. He picks it up and swings it at Jason. No effect once again! Jason swings the machete at Freddy's face. It slices threw and get's stuck on Freddy's face. Jason keeps jerking back but it wont let go! Jason then let's go of the machete and picks up the chainsaw which was invalid(in-VA-lid) to Freddy. He starts it up and slices threw the almost lifeless Freddy. Blood squirts everywhere and Freddy drops to the Floor. Another win for Jason Voorhees! Ki Ki Ki Ma Ma Ma crawls threw the air as Jason Voorhees has now won once again!
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Post by Chucky on Sept 22, 2003 19:39:54 GMT -5
I liked that one much better. |
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Post by PeNnYwIsEtHeClOwN on Sept 23, 2003 16:26:43 GMT -5
Do I get the spot?
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Post by Chucky on Sept 23, 2003 19:35:11 GMT -5
I'm choosing in about 8 days, I may even choose more than one person and just credit them for each story I use. Kind of like searching for a good script... Don't use the same person each time. |
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