Queer Eye for the Simpsons guy...

[Madness]

In February the simpsons will out a character, someone will become or admit to being gay. Maxim Mag placed bets and here are the choices...

Ned Flanders: Pros: A dead wife, two frilly children, and a failed marriage to a Vegas Cocktail waitress might have pushed him over the rainbow. Cons: Super realigious and that usually does not go together well, plus no real signs of being attracted to the other sex..Two marriages works both for and against.

Lenny and Carl: Pros: They kissed once for 1,000 dollars and their relationship is a tango between giddy heteroplatonica and musky homoerotica. Cons: Other then the kiss, they seem to be "men". Sports, Working at a nuclear power plant..bar hoppers to straight bars...

Moe: Pros: Lonely bartender who has not luck with ladies..This because of his looks and awkwardness or a repressed love of feather boas? Renaming his bar Flaming Moe's for a time might have been a cry for help. Bar always seems to have only men in it. Cons: He has fallen for women before and even found love once or twice, super violent and quick to threats and knife play.

Waylon Smithers: You mean he is not already gay? Not much point in outing him...

Milhouse

Monty Burns

Patty and Selma Bouvier

Someone else? What/who do yall think?

[Bub]

Ned Flanders is the most likely in my opinion.

[Darigaaz]

Probably Selma or Patty.

[Akasha]

Lenny and Carl!

[Terry_909]

Ned Flanders would be pretty damn funny.

[Madness]

Terry_909 said:

Ned Flanders would be pretty damn funny.

Yea, it would no doubt send the christan commuitny into a tizzy...

[Nite]

maybe Milhouse has finally realized that he cant get Lisa, so he'll just have to settle for less...

[RationalGaze]

Nite said:

maybe Milhouse has finally realized that he cant get Lisa, so he'll just have to settle for less...

Or more, if you think about it, BOIIIINNNGGGGG!

[Akasha]

The dialogues between Lenny and Carl always have a sexual edge, it's so funny!

[Chucky]

Nite said:

maybe Milhouse has finally realized that he cant get Lisa, so he'll just have to settle for less...

Remember one episode where they were pulling out Bart's file at school and they went on about how he has gay tendencies then they said "oops, wrong file" and the name on it was Milhouse.

If I had to choose a character besides Smithers, I'd say Lisa is a lesbian just based on the fact that she saw her future lover from a fortune teller and it was said that she can't change that from happening but maybe she can with a little muff love.

[Darigaaz]

I dont think it could be Carl either, i just finished watching an episode and he said that he had a family. Sure that doesn't mean that he isn't gay but it's some evidence in Carl's favour.