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Post by The Magician on Feb 28, 2004 1:59:18 GMT -5
Something I found at Horror Avenue...
I laughed my ass off.
-Does anyone notice that Roger Ebert is just a terrible critic, and he’s especially bad for horror films? He gives this film an "F" and states "The new version of ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ is a contemptible film: Vile, ugly and brutal. There is not a shred of a reason to see it." If you don’t expect that from a horror movie, don’t go see it you opinionated, vile, ugly, brutal critic. Judging from what you expect, maybe Leatherface, a serial killer should prance around in a pretty pink robe, and throw roses to all of his fans. Ebert’s an ass.-
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Post by Darigaaz on Feb 28, 2004 5:50:56 GMT -5
All critics hate horror, maybe because they are the outlaws of the movie industry.
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Post by DeraiLer on Feb 28, 2004 19:44:27 GMT -5
Yeah Ebert doesnt want anything to do with "shitty" movies, even though he was in Godzilla! Oh and i think he said he wants Vanilla Coke outlawed, hehehe
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Post by WesCraven on Feb 28, 2004 19:49:37 GMT -5
his review of "Wec Craven's New Nightmare" isn't so bad if I remember correctly.... but yes Ebert does often hate horror movies, in fact I'm pretty sure "I Spit on your Grave" is his least favorite movie ever...
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Post by ChattererCenobite on Feb 28, 2004 20:44:21 GMT -5
wow, thats a shock.."I Spit On Your Grave" is a greatest.
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Post by omega Ho-Tep on Feb 28, 2004 20:48:01 GMT -5
actualy i kind o like his opinon on horror films i mean do u want him to lie to us on what he felt? and he likes horror films evil dead,evil dead 2 the origonal tcm bubba hot-tep 28 days later aliens
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Post by ChattererCenobite on Feb 28, 2004 21:14:37 GMT -5
like most critics they say stuff for money, and try to say it snappy, there are rare critics out there that do it for the love of the job.
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Post by Lavaboy on Feb 28, 2004 21:43:41 GMT -5
He also liked Ravenous and Dawn of the Dead (not the remake). However, he did give low ratings to Hellraiser and The Hitcher so poop on him!
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Post by The Magician on Feb 29, 2004 11:05:12 GMT -5
Yeah Ebert doesnt want anything to do with "shitty" movies, even though he was in Godzilla! Oh and i think he said he wants Vanilla Coke outlawed, hehehe ...... ...... ...... MOTHER F****CCCCKKKKEER! GAAAH! THAT SON OF A... * Magician storms out the door, with an axe in his hands. |
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Post by Darigaaz on Mar 1, 2004 5:28:24 GMT -5
K all critics always will favour their favourite favourite types of movies. Thats why its better to have a couple critcs instead of one.
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Post by omega Ho-Tep on Mar 4, 2004 17:27:45 GMT -5
-Does anyone notice that Roger Ebert is just a terrible critic, and he’s especially bad for horror films? He gives this film an "F" and states "The new version of ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ is a contemptible film: Vile, ugly and brutal. There is not a shred of a reason to see it." If you don’t expect that from a horror movie, don’t go see it you opinionated, vile, ugly, brutal critic. Judging from what you expect, maybe Leatherface, a serial killer should prance around in a pretty pink robe, and throw roses to all of his fans. Ebert’s an ass.- actualy i think leatherface dose that in part 4 |
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Post by The Magician on Mar 4, 2004 18:15:25 GMT -5
Well not really, but he spins around wildy with the chainsaw.
I didn't like the movie, but that part was cool.
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Post by Darigaaz on Mar 5, 2004 5:17:09 GMT -5
Doesn't he always spin wildly with the chainsaw?
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Post by The Magician on Mar 5, 2004 14:39:16 GMT -5
Yes but in The Next Generation...  ;D |
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Post by hotwings on Mar 5, 2004 14:51:45 GMT -5
TCM: Next Generation was pretty bad. From what I have heard, the new TCM was pretty damn good.
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