Post by Elkwoodjack on Dec 23, 2004 11:55:26 GMT -5
I don't really get to see many movies nowadays, working at the cinema has kind of put me off well... going there. But I am forced to watch the credits, a lot. Now every once in a while, you get credits you want to watch over and over again, completely delightful, like Dawn '04 for example. Then you have films which have credits on the other end of the scale, thats right, the polar express end, or somthing witty like the northen end, which would suggest higher, which might suggest some kind of heirachy where the higher the better but thats not the case so I can't use my ultimately witty north end comment.
Now, visually, these credits add nothing new to the genre, white text split almost evenly down the middle of the screen, scrolling slowly upwards, to make room for the new text. So, the visuals are basic and ordinary, how is the music you've been asking yourself I'm certain- well, the music is why I'm giving these credits that brutal north end comment, or never gave, because it may have suggested it was somewhat decent, so subsequently took it back. My god that music is bloody awful. Now, I'm guessing at some point during the film, the kid has a hard time and a crap christmas, so he sings a boring crap song that makes the ears bleed, that voice, the length of the song, ouch. These movies always have the one sad angsty song to flesh out the annoying little shit character, much like many in Charlie and the Chocolate factory, before he wins, well this song is the Gigli or Swept away of those songs.
So hearing that shite every half hour has driven me slightly insane, hence me writing reviews for credits to crappy children's christmas films' I've never actually seen's credits. In retrospect- woop woop, woop woop woop, woop woop. Please stop going to this crap, it only makes the cinemas play it more and sane citizens like myself- less so.
2.5\10
Now, visually, these credits add nothing new to the genre, white text split almost evenly down the middle of the screen, scrolling slowly upwards, to make room for the new text. So, the visuals are basic and ordinary, how is the music you've been asking yourself I'm certain- well, the music is why I'm giving these credits that brutal north end comment, or never gave, because it may have suggested it was somewhat decent, so subsequently took it back. My god that music is bloody awful. Now, I'm guessing at some point during the film, the kid has a hard time and a crap christmas, so he sings a boring crap song that makes the ears bleed, that voice, the length of the song, ouch. These movies always have the one sad angsty song to flesh out the annoying little shit character, much like many in Charlie and the Chocolate factory, before he wins, well this song is the Gigli or Swept away of those songs.
So hearing that shite every half hour has driven me slightly insane, hence me writing reviews for credits to crappy children's christmas films' I've never actually seen's credits. In retrospect- woop woop, woop woop woop, woop woop. Please stop going to this crap, it only makes the cinemas play it more and sane citizens like myself- less so.
2.5\10
